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CNN has just caught wind of the greatest scientific finding of all time. Men want hot women. This fantastic research was conducted by the University of Indiana (where they must have a shortage of hot women or they would have already reached this conclusion when they hit the age of, oh, 13 or so).

All kidding aside, they had to do a study on this???? With the way our country is behind the 8 ball worrying about what we are going to do when the oil runs out, we are spending our research dollars trying to figure out if men want hot women? Are these people out of their freaking minds? I think maybe we should spend a couple more dollars on curing cancer or finding a way to get to Mars, but maybe that's just me.















If you don't like this picture, this study says you are not a man.