Monday, September 10, 2007

Coming Soon to a Television Near You

It is a tale of two of the most storied football programs in America.

One team began the year with national championship dreams, the other hoping to surprise everyone who thought they would be rebuilding.

And now, for the first time ever both teams have started the season 0-2.

They will both be starting true freshman under center.*

Last week they scored 2 combined touchdowns, only 1 on offense.

The defenses are giving up 32 and 36.5 points per game.

In other words these teams suck

On Saturday September 15 at 3:30 PM the Notre Dame pillow Fighting Irish travel to Ann Arbor to take on Michigan in Suckfest 2007. Someone has to win.



















*This is assuming Chad "it's a man's bag" Henne is really hurt.

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