On Tap

Helping you get your weekend viewing priorities straight since 2007

Thursday

7:300 ESPN WVU vs. Maryland: Pat White, Steve Slaton, and company roll in to College Park to take on the Terrapins. Key Fact: Fear the Turtle. Update: D Funk is sporting his Buckeyes shirt to the black out.

Saturday

3:30 ESPN OSU vs. UW: Scary match up for Ohio State, Jake Locker looks like he could be the savior all of the UW fans have been looking for. OSU’s offense better show up to play because I don’t think the defense can keep Locker in check all day. Key Fact: OSU has lost the last two times they have traveled to Seattle.

3:30 ABC ND vs. UM: Seriously someone will win this game. Freshman QBs leading the two most winningest teams in college football history who both happen to be 0-2. Key Fact: Someone will start the season 0-3 and I couldn’t be happier. Wait, yes I could they could both 0-2-1 damn NCAA getting rid of ties.

3:30 CBS UT vs. UF: Can Urban Meyer continue to dominate Phil Fulmer the same way that Senator Tressel owns Lllllloyd. Key Fact: Phil Fulmer once ate 45 donuts in one sitting.

6:45 ESPN Ark vs. Ala: Saban back in the SEC against the Nuttyness that is the Arkansas football program. Key Fact: Nick Saban will not be leaving the Miami Dolphins.

7:30 ESPN Classic L’ville vs. UK: First team to punt loses? Key Fact: Brian Brohm may not be the best quarterback in the state of Kentucky (hint: Andre Woodson).

8:00 ABC USC vs. NU: How good is USC, the layup against Idaho did not show a team that looks like it is ready to run the table. Nebraska’s quarterback Sam Keller was a starter for Arizona State and has experience against USC. Key Fact: USC’s quarterbacks last name is Booty, ha Booty.

8:00 ESPN2 GT vs. BC: Best game of the day? Jon Tenuta , GT’s defensive coordinator will unleash his blitz happy defense on Heisman hopeful Matt Ryan. Key Fact: the winner of this game should be in the driver’s seat to win the ACC.

Sunday

1:00 CBS The Browns will walk on to a football field, and I care so much that I will be golfing, which means they just might have 4 or 5 good plays.

Baseball

All weekend: KC is in town to help the Tribe pad their AL Central lead and make a run at the best record in the bigs.

* there is very little respect for the word fact around here.

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