Life Lessons

Things we learned while in Washington D.C. for the Indians - Nationals game.

1.) If you drink at a bar called the Top Shelf you are going to pay $8 for a Jack and Coke.

2.) If you pick the correct spot on the National Mall to play whiffle ball you can become part of the D.C. bus tours.

3.) The difference between a vasectomy and a mastectomy and which sex they are preformed on (special shout out to donny whistles for this info).

4.) RFK may be the shittiest stadium ever built.

5.) The 1-2-5 double play might just be the second greatest play in baseball behind the unassisted triple play.

6.) I am not cursed. The Indians finally won a game when I was in the ballpark.