Hypothetical Question #4

Simple question.

You can spend the rest of your life in a vat of something, what do you choose?





My pick: nacho cheese.

Hypothetical Question #3

You are marooned on a desert island with no hope of rescue. This island will have all the food you could ever need, ample shelter and the most peculiar thing you have ever saw: a magical cave that contains an unlimited supply of beer. Upon entering this cave you are given the choice as to what kind of beer you will have unlimited access to for your time on the island. What beer do you choose?

Hypothetical Question #2

You have been offered front row center tickets to every game your favorite team plays for the rest of your life, the only stipulation is that your team will never finish better than 2nd place ever again. Would you be able to take these tickets and cheer on your team knowing that at best their season will end as first runner up?

Hypothetical Question #1

You find yourself in a situation where you have been sentenced to death. How you got there is beyond me, I imagine you pissed off one of three people: the Pope, Zeus, or Dick Cheney. However dire your situation looks you have been given a chance to win you life back. You must win 2 out of 3 games of your choice against a completely random person to win your freedom. You have a 1 in 5 chance of competing against a Chinese citizen (1 in 6 billion that it could be Yao Ming), you could be competing against a world class athlete or a professional couch potato.

So, with your life on the line what 3 sports (games) do you think you can win 2 of 3 against a random person?

Me?

Golf, Basketball, and Table Tennis.